It's Cute How I Used

You Can't Tell An Audience To Like A Character. And I Think The Best Way To Get The Audience On Someone's Side Is To Embarrass Them.

There Are Times When I Still Feel Like An Actual Toddler In A Grown-up - Well, Semi-grown-up - Body. But Other Times I Can't Wait To Actually Be 30, Just So I Can Say Things Like, "i'm 30. I Don't Have Time For That. F - K Off!"

I Rarely Get Recognised. It's Always A Shock When Someone Notices Me. I Always Think They Must Be Confusing Me With Someone Else.

Nobody Pulls A Prank Like George Clooney.

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.