Nobody Pulls A Prank Like

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.

Can We Drop The Pretense Of Presidents Day And Just Call It I Needed A Long Weekend Because Valentines Day Is Garbage

I Think A Good Script Is A Rare Thing, And I Think No Matter Who You Are You Have To Fight For The Good Ones.

I'm So Humble It's Crazy. I'm Like The Kanye West Of Humility.

If A Guy Was Like, 'let Me Serenade You,' And It Was Bad, And I Had To Lie About It - Can't Have It.