Nobody Pulls A Prank Like

I Just Got On Twitter Because There Was Some Mtv Film Blog That Quoted Me On Something Really Innocuous That I Supposedly Said On Twitter Before I Was Even On Twitter. So Then I Had To Get On Twitter To Say: 'this Is Me. I'm On Twitter. If There's Somebody Else Saying That They're Me On Twitter, They're Not.'

You Listen To Your Favorite Song Just Until You're Almost Getting Sick Of It, And Then It's So Fun To Rediscover It After A Couple Of Months.

I Shouldn't Leave The House Or Interact With People Ever.

I'm So Humble It's Crazy. I'm Like The Kanye West Of Humility.

I Feel Like If It's Not Scaring You, You're Doing It Wrong.