It's Confusing. I've Had So

I Buy Women Shoes And They Use Them To Walk Away From Me.

Someone Once Asked Me What I Want On My Epitaph When I Pass Away. Just The Words 'i Tried.' That's What This Game Of Life Is All About. Trying. There's The Tryers, The Criers, And The Liars.

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

When I Open A Refrigerator Door And The Light Goes On, I Want To Perform.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'