It's All Been Satirized For

I'm Worried About A Permanent Republican Majority. That's What I'm Worried About For The Future.

New Rule: The People Of America Who Were Most In Favor Of The Iraq War Must Now Go There And Fight It.

I’m Supposed To Be All Re-injected With Yes-we-can Fever After The Big Health Care Speech, And It Was A Great Speech - When Black Elvis Gets Jiggy With His Teleprompter, There Is None Better. But Here’s The Thing: Muhammad Ali Also Had A Way With Words, But It Helped Enormously That He Could Also Punch Guys In The Face.

People Are Either Good Or They're Not. Religion Doesn't Make Anybody Good, I Don't Think.

Laughter Is Sort Of A Natural Truth Detector. If You Laugh At Something, It's Probably Because There Was Some Truth In It.