It Must Infuriate Our Children

Fields Can Lie Fallow But We Can't; We Have Less Time.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.

A Doctor Recently Described To Me "benign Positional Vertigo": It Means You Get Dizzy In Certain Positions, But You Can Get Over It Without Necessarily Changing The Position. Change "vertigo" To "anxiety," And You've Summed Up The Neurotic's Plight.

Tragedy Isn't Getting Something, Or Failing To Get It; It's Losing Something You Already Have.

Whether Or Not You Love Television, You've Got To Admit That It Certainly Loves Itself.