It Keeps Her Purity Vacum-sealed

...because Really, Sometimes The Irony Gods Just Get Drunk.

Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged.

Its So Daunting To Walk Into A Classroom Or A School Auditorium. Its Like The Worlds Weirdest Blind Date. I Know All The Students Are Thinking, Who Is This Tool Standing Up In Front Of Us?

There Are No Wrong Decisions ― Only Different Ones.

Truth Casts A Spell Of Its Own.