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After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

A Good Woman Is Known By What She Does; A Good Man By What He Doesn't.

Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed, Some Call For The Police, Some Swear, Some Bite. But The Worst Are Those Who Laugh.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.