A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords A Woman The Pleasure Of Company And The Perfect Sensation Of Solitude At The Same Time.