A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.