It Isn't Enough For You

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

Look Out For The People Who Allow You To Do All The Talking.

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.