Being A Child At Home

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.

If A Man Watches Three Football Games In A Row, He Should Be Declared Legally Dead.

Phrases And Their Actual Meanings: My Teacher Has Never Liked Me. Expect A Phone Call Before Lunch From The Teacher Informing You That Your Child Has Been Launching Hot Dogs By Compressing Them Inside A Small Thermos And Then Removing The Lid Quickly.

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.