It Is Not So Hard

The Piano Is A Monster That Screams When You Touch Its Teeth.

My Prayer To The Lord Every Day, Is This-i Have Been A Great Sinner. I Do Not Deserve Heaven. Let Me Stay Here.

A Man Without Patience Is A Lamp Without Oil.

Electric Guitars Are An Abomination, Whoever Heard Of An Electric Violin? An Electric Cello? Or For That Matter An Electric Singer?

I've Had Only Three Wives And Three Guitars In My Life, Though I've Flirted With Others.