I've Had Only Three Wives

I Belong To The Scarce Minority Of Artists Who Work In Good Faith, Around Whom The Phenomenal World Vanishes, As It Happens To The Mystics When They Give Themselves To Prayer.

The Piano Is A Monster That Screams When You Touch Its Teeth.

I Was My Own Teacher And Pupil, In A Comradeship So Firm And Persevering That The Most Trying Incidents Of My Life Served Only To Strengthen The Union.

Electric Guitars Are An Abomination, Whoever Heard Of An Electric Violin? An Electric Cello? Or For That Matter An Electric Singer?

The Guitar Is The Easiest Instrument To Play And The Hardest To Play Well.