It Is Horrid To Smirk.

When Bridget [jones] Does Finally Get Pregnant, She 's Bound To Mess It Up, But What I Tried To Show Is The Importance Of Love And Kindness Rather Than Perfection, And The Importance Of Support From Friends Who Help You To Laugh At Your Mistakes And Pick Yourself Up Afterwards.

It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged That As Soon As One Part Of Your Life Starts Looking Up, Another Falls To Pieces.

In Terms Of Parenthood, I Think The Pressure Has Amped Up Massively Too. Some Parents Are Setting The Bar Ludicrously High In Terms Of Doing Things "right," And Seeing Children More As Products To Be Perfected Than Simply Children.

I Hate Christmas. Everything Is Designed For Families, Romance, Warmth, Emotion And Presents, And If You Have No Boyfriend, No Money, Your Mother Is Going Out With A Missing Portuguese Criminal And Your Friends Don't Want To Be Your Friend Anymore, It Makes You Want To Emigrate To A Vicious Muslim Regime, Where At Least All The Women Are Treated Like Social Outcasts. Anyway, I Don't Care. I Am Going To Quietly Read A Book All Weekend And Listen To Classical Music.

I Will Not Get Upset Over Men, But Instead Be Poised And Cool Ice-queen.