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Everywhere We Walked We Got Plenty Of Attention Due To The Camera And Sound Men. The Locals Love To Get On Camera. [...] I'd Seen Footage Of Gandhi Surrounded Like This And Always Thought It Was Because He Was Very Popular, But Now I Wonder If It Was Just Because He Had A Camera Crew With Him.

Happiness Is Like A Cake: Have Too Much Of It And You Get Sick Of It.

They Say It All Started Out With A Big Bang. But, What I Wonder Is, Was It A Big Bang Or Did It Just Seem Big Because There Wasn't Anything Else To Drown It Out At The Time?

I Was Impressed By The Taj Mahal. A Good Bit Of Work, Well Looked After, Worth Paying Money To See.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse