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If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

It's Like There's Some Unwritten Rule That If You're Mates, You Can Say What You Want To Each Other, And You Don't Really Get That Annoyed About It.

[jellyfish] Are 97% Water Or Something, So How Much Are They Doing? Just Give Them Another 3% And Make Them Water. It's More Useful.