Chinese People Age Overnight.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

There Is No Need For Ants To Have The Ability To Fly