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On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

I Belong To No Organized Political Body. I Am A Democrat.

Take The Diplomacy Out Of War And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

There Is One Thing About Englishmen, They Won't Fix Anything Till It's Just About Totally Ruined. You Couldn't Get The English To Fix Anything At The Start. No! They Like To Sit And Watch It Grow Worse. Then, When It Just Looks Like The Whole Thing Has Gone Up Salt Creek, Why, The English Jump In And Rescue It.