I Never Expected To See

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

They Used To Take Your Horse And If They Were Caught They Got Hung For It. Now They Take Your Car, And If They Are Caught It's A Miracle.

What Would We Say If The Chinese Sent A Gunboat With Their Marines Up The Mississippi River Claiming They Were Protecting Their Laundries In Memphis?

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.