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Have You Ever Heard One Civilized Person Whose Opinion You Respect, At Any Time, Anywhere, In Any Civilized Country Anywhere, Say The Good New Days?

A "good" Family, It Seems, Is One That Used To Be Better.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

Man Has An Infinite Capacity To Rationalize - Especially When It Comes To What He Wants To Eat.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.