It Has Been Said That

Nobody Shoots At Santa Claus.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

Lying Has A Kind Of Respect And Reverence With It. We Pay A Person The Compliment Of Acknowledging His Superiority Whenever We Lie To Him.

A Hen Is Only An Egg's Way Of Making Another Egg.

Morality Is The Custom Of One's Country And The Current Feeling Of One's Peers.