Human Life Is As Evanescent

There Is Nothing So Unthinkable As Thought, Unless It Be The Entire Absence Of Thought.

Money Is The Last Enemy That Shall Never Be Subdued. While There Is Flesh There Is Money Or The Want Of Money, But Money Is Always On The Brain So Long As There Is A Brain In Reasonable Order.

A Virtue To Be Serviceable Must, Like Gold, Be Alloyed With Some Commoner, But More Durable Alloy.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

In Law, Nothing Is Certain But The Expense.