It Gets Harder Every Day

It's The Combination Of Marrying A Beautiful Woman Three Decades Younger And My Ipad That Keeps Me Young.

It Could Still Be A Good Night If You Play Your Cards Right.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.

There Are Enough Tears In Any Child's Life; We Certainly Don't Need To Add To Them In The Name Of Entertainment.

People Think I Am The Crazy Person On Stage, But I Know How To Relax.