It Don't Make Much Difference

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th' Prayin', May Th' Best Man Win ... An' Th' Best Man Will Win.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.

An Appeal Is When You Ask One Court To Show Its Contempt For Another Court.