A Man Can Be Right

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

One Of The Strangest Things About Life Is That The Poor, Who Need The Money The Most, Are The Ones That Never Have It.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.