It Became Clear When I

You Just Be Honest About Who You Are, And If You Dont End Up With Any Friends, Then Good For You.

My Negotiation Skills Are Are On Par With George Bush's Reading Ability. And Just Like Dubya, Every Time I've Tried To Put Forth An Effort, I Am Reminded That My Only True Strength Lies In Drinking.

There Are Two Kinds Of People I Don't Trust: People Who Don't Drink And People Who Collect Stickers.

Don't Take 'no' For An Answer. Keep Knocking Down Walls Until Someone Says 'yes.'

... Some Of The Best Sex I Can Barely Remember.