It Always Freaks Me Out

Even If Times Are Tough And You're Enduring A Terrible Heartache, It's Important To Focus Your Anger On A Vibrator, Not Another Person.

If You Get Into A Customer Service Fight With A Hooker, Even If You're In The Right, You're In The Wrong.

Don't Take 'no' For An Answer. Keep Knocking Down Walls Until Someone Says 'yes.'

I Hate That People Assume Guys Are The Only Ones To Want Sex. Girls Want Sex, Too, And That Shouldn't Be A Problem.

The Only Thing Worse Than Dating A Single Mom Is Dating A Single Mom That Won't Put Out.