It Ain't What A Man

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.