Fortune Is Like A Coquette;

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

It Is A Great Deal Easier For A Man To Find A Pedigree To Fit His Virtues Than Virtues To Fit His Pedigree.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.