It Ain't Because Lovers Are

Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of Job.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

It Is True That Wealth Won't Make A Man Virtuous, But I Notice There Ain't Anybody Who Wants To Be Poor Just For The Purpose Of Being Good.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.