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Isn’t Making A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Making A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?
-George Carlin
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Isn’t Making A Smoking Section
George Carlin
Isn’t Making A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Making A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?
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