Is The Glass Half Full,

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.

The Serve Was Invented So That The Net Could Play.

If You Want To Be Seen, Stand Up. If You Want To Be Heard, Speak Up. If You Want To Be Appreciated, Shut Up.

You Also Notice That The Right Side Of Your Face Feels Like It's Sliding Off Of Your Skull. And Your Bottom Lip Is In Your Lap!

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.