Instead Of Telling Our Young

I Always Feel So Pretentious Talking About Comedy And Deconstructing It. It Always Feels Somehow Self-centred To Talk About Any Sort Of Process.

I Had, Like, Two Goals In My Career: One Was To Try To Get Into 'second City.' When I Moved To Chicago, My Goal Was To Try To Work At 'second City.' And Beyond That, My Goal Was To Make Enough Money As An Actor To Not Do Anything Else But Act, Not Have To Go And Wait Tables Again.

I Don't Text, I Don't Have A Blackberry. Literally, I Just Have A Cell Phone That I Haven't Programmed And The Whole Bluetooth. No. I Don't Even Have An Earpiece For My Cell Phone.

You're So In Love With Your Children That You'd Do Anything For Them; That's Not Necessarily The Best Thing.

Six-year-olds Are Very Wrapped Up In Their Own Lives, And That's The Way It Should Be.