Inhumanity, N. One Of The

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Intimacy, N. A Relation Into Which Fools Are Providentially Drawn For Their Mutual Destruction.

Jealous, Adj. Unduly Concerned About The Preservation Of That Which Can Be Lost Only If Not Worth Keeping.

Armor, N. The Kind Of Clothing Worn By A Man Whose Tailor Is A Blacksmith.

Self-evident, Adj. Evident To One's Self And To Nobody Else.