In The Year 3000, Everything

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.

If Haters Or Whatever Want To Find You - I Mean, Some Of Them Are So Tenacious. You Want To Hire Them To Work For You. Theyre Very, Very Savvy In Terms Of How They Find You And Get To You.

I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm Giving Up On Today.

Any Guy That Refers To Dating Women As The Hunt Or Being On The Prowl Should Be Evaluated For A Number Of Conditions.

I Got Home From Work Today And Took Like A One Hundred Hour Nap. No You Did Not. You'd Be Very Sick If You Were Taking One Hundred Hour Naps. That's A Coma! If You Said You Took A Coma After Work I'd Be Able To Follow The Story.