In The Late Twentieth Century,

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.

A New Poll Shows That Senator Kerry's Support In The South Is Strongest Amongst Blacks. Kerry's Appeal To Southern Blacks Is Obvious. He Is A White Man Who Lives Far, Far Away.

Why Is Electricity So Expensive These Days? Why Does It Cost So Much For Something I Can Make With A Balloon And My Hair?

Wouldn't It Be Great If All Of Osama Bin Laden's Money Was Tied Up In Enron Stock?

Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.