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They Have An Amazing Proliferation Of Tv Channels Now: The All-cartoon Channel, The 24-hour-science Fiction Channel. Of Course, To Make Room For These They Got Rid Of The Literacy Channel And The What's Left Of Civilization Channel.

You've Got Bad Eating Habits If You Use A Grocery Cart In 7-eleven.

I Haven't Seen Anyone Rely On The Ground Game This Much Since The Battle Of Verdun.

A Recent Police Study Found That You're Much More Likely To Get Shot By A Fat Cop If You Run.

I Cannot Tell You How Proud Watching That [iraqi] War Coverage Makes Me. I Know A Lot Of People Are Saying That They Think That It's, That You Know What We're Doing Is Imperialistic. I Watch The Way We Handle Ourselves Over There And I've Never Felt More Patriotic In My Life.