If I Had Wanted To

And By The Way, My Belief Is That If Men Were The Ones Getting Pregnant, Abortions Would Be Easier To Get Than Food Poisoning In Moscow.

I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

I'll Say This About The War Protesters: At Least Most Of Them Are Only Putting Duct Tape Across Their Mouths So I Can Still Tell The Rest Of Them To Blow It Out Their Ass.

Two Wrongs May Not Make A Right, But A Thousand Wrongs Make A Writer.

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