In The Fourth Grade, I

One Of My First Memories Of Being A Kid Was, 'i Want To Have A Real Job When I Grow Up.' And To Me That Meant You Wear A Suit And A Hat And Carry A Briefcase And Go To Your Job.

I Was A Strange Kid In That, While Most Kids Hate School And Want To Turn 18 Or 21, I Loved High School.

I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell In A Movie - Heck, I Would Love It. It Would Be My Dream Role.

I Think Whatever An Artist Does, It Just Has To Be Quality And Good. I Think The Way Kanye's Doing What He's Doing With The Auto-tune Is Actually Creative Because He Just Writes Good Melodies. He Just Writes Good Songs. He's Just Gifted.

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?