The Funny Guy Doesn't Get

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.

Before You Marry A Person, You Should First Make Them Use A Computer With Slow Internet To See Who They Really Are.

A Fashion Plate, A Rock Star In His Own Mind, Megamind Is More Showman Than Deadly Menace.

I Know The Nature Of Comedy, And You Never Know What Will Happen With The Next Movie Or Whether People Will Find It Funny.