In The End, That's What

After All These Years, It's Still Amazing What Obama Is Allowed To Get Away With. He Says Low Gas Prices In 2009 Were Caused By A Terrible Economy, But Then Claims That The Lower Number Of Illegal Aliens Crossing The Border Is Because Of His Border Policies, Not The Same Lousy Economy.

I Used To Think Cape Wind Was A Great Idea. That Was When Ted Kennedy Was Alive And Railing About How He Might Spill His Chivas If He Had To Keep Maneuvering The Mya Around All Those Noisy Seagull-murdering Wind Turbines. Anything Ted Kennedy Was Against, I Was For.

Which Of The Following Two Groups Contains The Most Former Grand Dragons Of The Ku Klux Klan - The First 59 Tea Party People You Run Into This Morning, Or The U.s. Senate Democratic Caucus?

Barack Obama Is Like The Old Joke About Boats. The Two Best Days Of Owning A Boat Are The Day You Buy It And The Day You Sell It.

In The End, That's What It Comes Down To With Mitt Romney. He's Running As The Non-barack Obama.