If You Can't Annoy Somebody,

He Was Of The Faith Chiefly In The Sense That The Church He Currently Did Not Attend Was Catholic.

I've Been Trying To Write For As Long As I Can Remember. But Those First Fifteen Years Didn't Produce Much Of Great Interest. I Mean, It Embarrasses Me Very Much To Look Back On My Early Poems--very Few Lines Of Any Merit At All And Lots Of Affectation. But There Were Quite A Lot Of Them. That's A Point In One's Favor.

Yevgeny Yevtushenko: 'you Atheist?' "kingsley Amis: 'well, Yes, But It's More That I Hate Him.

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.