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There Are Times When I Haven't Been Proud Of America Or Really Proud. But There Have Been Times That I've Been Incredibly Proud Of The Country.

If Every American Donated Five Hours A Week, It Would Equal The Labor Of Twenty Million Full-time Volunteers.

I Have Witnessed Things The Ancients Would Have Called Miracles, But They Are Not Miracles. They Are The Products Of Someone's Dream, And They Happen As The Result Of Hard Work.

If You Get A Little Gassy, You've Got To Let It Go. So People Used To Say To Me, 'you're Like A Whoopee Cushion.'

Taliban-esque: Any Behavior That Imposes The Beliefs Of One Person On Everyone Else. Conversations With The Taliban-esque Are Impossible. They Aren't Even Conversations. With Them, It's My Way Or No Way.