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It's So Clear Cut With A Comedian - You Have That Reflex Action, Whereby You Laugh Or You Don't. And So You Either Love Us Or You Simply Cannot See Why People Are Laughing.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About But Other People Could.

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.

A Lady With A Clipboard Stopped Me In The Street The Other Day. She Said, 'can You Spare A Few Minutes For Cancer Research?' I Said, 'all Right, But We Won't Get Much Done.'