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If You Ignore Every Single Thing Jesus Told You To Do, You Are Just Auditing. You're Not A Christian.

[obamacare] Was Going To Be The Republicans' Big Issue, And They're Not Talking About It Because It's Working.

Marvel Comics Announced That The Next Captain America Will Be Black. He Has The Same Powers As White Captain America, Except He Has To Show I.d. When He Votes.

We've Been On A Long Break And I've Just Been Kicking Back, Doing Nothing. Like Our Government.

Being A Conservative Also Used To Involve The Concept Of People Being Free To Do Whatever They Want To Do, As Long As It Doesn't Hurt Somebody Else. Conservatives Used To Be Very Libertarian.