In My Lifetime I've Been

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.

For Acting, Darlings, Is The World's Most Perilous Trade. Compared With Actors, Steeple Jacks And Deep-sea Divers Lead Snug And Placid Lives.

Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.