Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

I Think The Republican Party Should Be Placed In Drydock And Have The Barnacles Scraped Off Its Bottom.

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.