In Moscow They Do Not

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.

A Dog Will Flatter You But You Have To Flatter The Cat.

The English Are Always Ready To Admire Anything So Long As They Can Queue Up.

If Somebody Tells You An Obviously Untrue Story, On The Continent You Would Remark, "you Are A Liar, Sir, And A Rather Dirty One At That." In England You Just Say "oh, Is That So?" Or "that's Rather An Unusual Story, Isn't It?