In Moscow They Do Not

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

People On The Continent Either Tell You The Truth Or Lie; In England They Hardly Ever Lie, But They Would Not Dream Of Telling You The Truth.

A Foreign Observer Is Struck By Our Gentleness: By The Orderly Behaviour Of The English Crowds, The Lack Of Pushing And Quarrelling, The Willingness To Form Queues.

To Be Extravagant You Need Money. True. But You Do Not Need Your Own Money.

There Are Many Non-intellectual Countries; Australia Is One Of The Few Anti-intellectual Ones.