In Manhattan, Every Flat Surface

Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened To Me On The Way To The Grave.

One Of The Special Beauties Of America Is That It Is The Only Country In The World Where You Are Not Advised To Learn The Language Before Entering. Before I Ever Set Out For The United States, I Asked A Friend If I Should Study American. His Answer Was Unequivocal. "on No Account," He Said. "the More English You Sound, The More Likely You Are To Be Believed."

I've Always Lived In The Same Way.

Britain Cherishes Her Eccentrics And Wisely Holds That The Function Of Government Is To Build A Walled Garden In Which Anarchy Can Flourish.

Manners Are A Way Of Getting What You Want Without Appearing To Be An Absolute Swine.