Life Was A Funny Thing

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

Even Hooligans Marry, Though They Know That Marriage Is For A Little While. It Is Alimony That Is For Ever.

The Flagrantly Gay Quentin Crisp Dealt With Homophobic Bullying By Refusing To Bow To Its Onslaught. His Number Listed In The Phone Directory, He Responded To Derogatory Remarks Accompanied With A Stated Intent To Kill Him By Asking, "would You Like To Make An Appointment?"

It Is Not The Simple Statement Of Facts That Ushers In Freedom; It Is The Constant Repetition Of Them That Has This Liberating Effect. Tolerance Is The Result Not Of Enlightenment, But Of Boredom.

Life Is A Game In Which The Rules Are Constantly Changing; Nothing Spoils A Game More Than Those Who Take It Seriously. Adultery? Phooey! You Should Never Subjugate Yourself To Another Nor Seek The Subjugation Of Someone Else To Yourself. If You Follow That Crispian Principle You Will Be Able To Say Phooey, Too, Instead Of Reaching For Your Gun When You Fancy Yourself Betrayed.