2-in-1 Is A Stupid Term,

I Saw A Human Pyramid Once. It Was Very Unnecessary. It Did Not Need To Exist.

I Was Booked Into The Riviera Hotel In Las Vegas With Three Other Comedians. We All Were Using The Riviera In-house Shampoo, So We All Had Equal Shine And Bounce.

A Severed Foot Is The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer.

I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With A Sore Throat.

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.