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In Football The Object Is To March Into Enemy Territory And Cross His Goal. In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home.
-George Carlin
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George Carlin
In Football The Object Is To March Into Enemy Territory And Cross His Goal. In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home.
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