At Best, God Can Be

The Class Clown Album Was Done Totally Sober. I'd Realized What A Hell I'd Made For Myself And I Cleaned Up Completely For Three Months. You Can Hear The Clarity Of My Thinking And Of My Speech On That Album.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

You Live Eighty Years, And At Best You Get About Six Minutes Of Pure Magic.

Let's Not Have A Double Standard. One Standard Will Do Just Fine.

In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow" It Says, "see "arf Arf.""